Further to my thread of a few months back in which I observed that they are putting less tea in a PGTips teabag - which much surely be a sign of the End Times - I now discover that the First Trump heralding the Last Days has been sounded, at least symbolically.
The nut content of Cadbury's Whole Nut has been drastically reduced. I can remember when you'd get random nuts all over the bar, as if scattered from the hand of God. Now it's one nut per square, as if someone has said, "Look, if we're going to put fewer nuts in, we have to be very specific about the distribution so that when this is noticed we can still say 'you get a hazelnut in every bite'. Six squares, six nuts. Make it so. We never had this conversation."
YABU: One nut per square is perfectly acceptable in these difficult times, though I bet Jacob Rees-Mogg's behind it somehow, bastard.
YANBU: Is nothing sacred? Really, it's getting more and more difficult to see a light at the end of the tunnel. I bet Jacob Rees-Mogg's behind it somehow, bastard.
I mean, one could argue that the country's facing bigger problems, but it's the principle of the thing.