To think that this is absolutely in no way a fake review...

[SisyphusDad]

...of a pack of metal straws.

These straws are honestly the absolute BEST I mean BEST in the market for the price, for 3.50!!!!! 3.50 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!
Personally I have tried a lot and I mean lot of straws sometimes spending upwards of 15£ for single straw and these OMG THESE blow them out the water!!!! I would die for these
Since the straw market at the moment is extremely bullish especially with the new wave of companies, to see a company sell these for the price is a breath of fresh air any straw enthusiast such as myself would appreciate!

I mean I religiously follow the metal straw market - it is indeed bullish - and I wouldn't consider my self a mere straw enthusiast, rather more a straw connoisseur.

Link…? I feel the need to purchase!

A straw enthusiast?
Would die for the straws!?

Lol... highly entertaining.. thanks for sharing!

I actually can't believe it. Only 3.50?? mind blown

That last paragraph, over egged it there. Was sounding like one of my 11yos texts to me otherwise

www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B08QFBPR3M/ref=pd_day0_cr_2/000-0000000-0000000?pd_rd_w=FNDWe&pf_rd_p=8ec13b8a-30d2-48fc-8503-84c56766370d&pf_rd_r=RGFBT4DB49M5543MJASD&pd_rd_r=01e44877-44a0-4dd8-92ed-27e0052b9736&pd_rd_wg=NAqu0&pd_rd_i=B08QFBPR3M

@OopsTooLate

Nooooo! You've released market sensitive information. I'd build up a huge position in those straws and now you've made it public!

But I will let you into a little secret. I've also taken a large three months call options position in titanium straws, 'cos DS2 says that the Ukraine is a major supplier, so the only way they can go is up. Bet your pensions on it.

I'm still too scared after hearing a story of someone poking an eye out on one to even try a metal straw! My children might rightly think I'm being utterly ridiculous

@OopsTooLate

You're not meant to take delivery of your straws - you just close your position out at a profit of or loss!

It's the only review Lucy ever did...perhaps she was literally blown away by one of her straws 😳