To jam the whistle where the sun don’t shine…

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in whatever parent is letting their precious little darling blow it constantly outside

All I can hear is this shrill eeeeeeee every few minutes.

Fuck off with your fucking whistle

Ooooo either they read this thread or it’s getting a bit too bad weather outside cos it’s stopped

Not just the whistle but the children playing outside too.

That I don’t mind. Kids making normal noises. Playing with their balls, trampoline etc. Annoying but acceptable. Kids make noise

but whistles?! Fuck my life

One in our street is learning the recorder. Outside

Oh my god no!!!

You do that inside!

Its your kid. You deal with the noise