To think whoever came up with this idea should be fired

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Yellow toilet cleaner. Or diarrhoea brown toilet cleaner. FFS, just..... why?!?! Who wants to go to the effort of cleaning their toilet only for it to look like a piss puddle/ shit storm. Most grim product ever?
(Nb my husband bought this in error.)

Aforementioned toilet cleaner in situ

Bleurgh. You are not wrong. I try to choose blue- no mistaking it’s been cleaned then.

Yes, I avoid the 'lemon'

My husband bought some yellow toilet cleaner that stains the toilet lid if you accidentally splash some on there. What a design flaw.

O that's horrible😱

So your dh bought it in error, meaning he usually leaves it up to you to clean the toilet?

Omigod yes! OP you should LTB now! Or preferably last week!

@Momicrone easily done by clicking on the item above or below or not selecting the right fragrance, when online shopping. Or by picking up the wrong one of the shelf,
especially if someone has put one back in the wrong place. At least it’s not as a bad as drunk eBay shopping …

You've got real problems if your pee or poop looks like that.

I don't see the issue. It's clearly not anything from anyone's body, and presumably smells a lot nicer too.

I assume this is a joke. But no, he cleaned the loo and when I went to use it I was ready to let rip with a 'who the hell didn't flush?' rant, when I realised the loo smelled of "Summer Berries." Put me right off my breakfast smoothie.

Well that’s another layer of wrong. Summer berries should be red, not yell

OMG, that really is a reach.

Bugger. Red = summer berries or other berry fruit. Yellow = lemon/citrus. Green = pine. Orange = orange /tropical fruit. Blue = ocean breeze/bleach. Clear = bleach or nothing at all.
standards have lapsed at these manufacturers!

What - husband buys the wrong thing because he doesn't normally buy it? I've seen that many times on mumsnet, not sure how that is 'a reach'

I try a different product from time to time and it turns out to be a mistake. Either way, clearly wrong as the DH had cleaned the loo.

I once bought the white toilet bleach (can’t remember the brand) but it with thick and gloopy and looked like fresh semen…

My dh does the shopping and I do the laundry. We share the cleaning.

I think we should probably just divorce now

No one said he doesn’t normally buy it.
both myself and Dh have bought the wrong type of a normally bought item, for reasons I’ve already posted. We both do the shopping, together and separately. Maybe it was a substitute on a delivery? Not a reason to assume as you did on the basis of what the op has posted.

Maybe actual semen would work!

No it’s doesn’t and it makes a mess. Go and cleans warehouse urinal if you want to find out for yourself. (I do not get paid enough).

What product was this? Do you have a pic so I don't make the same mistake? It looks awful!