The weirdest thing on a thoroughly weird page is the diagram that labels one of the orifices with the description “designed so people can hear you talking in your sleep...” Oh, yeah, and breathe. Or maybe it’s the person lying under their desk, which is suggestive of someone in a padded cell. Can’t decide which.
Also like the BA pic in the reviews. That CAN’T be real, surely? Otherwise, there must be enough of these things in the wild that they’ve been identified as an aviation menace.