To be awake

[Gwegowygwiggs]

'D'H has just let out an earth shattering fart and woken me up to the point that I thought someone was drilling a hole through our bedroom wall.

I threw myself bolt upright and said WHAT WAS THAT

'I farted'

He's now fast asleep. Guess who still isn't

Can anyone provide an alibi?

Haha ! I'm feeding my new born DS I can say you were helping me 😂

My dh had a coughing fit at 3am. He's had a cold this week.
He's currently snoring like an asthmatic wsrthog. I'm still wide awake 🙄.

Dog started howling to be let out at 3.
I have to be up in an hour.