To think what a load of crap?

[Mammyloveswine]

Ehh just found this "what i do in a day" from orlando bloom..i did think he seemed quite down to earth but after reading this i am 😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

there was a piss take of this somewhere that I read recently but I can't remember who did it. He does sound remarkably LA and wanky.

Blimey-he sounds like a right knob!

Hilarious

But harmless I guess

He’s got to be writing that for a laugh! He’s taking the piss.

Good lord, what a load of sanctimonious bollocks. I don't think I've ever read anything that's made a man seem less attractive!

Hahaha that's proper wanky!

Gosh....
Eye gazing his daughter. Do you think she's like .."what?"

This came up on my Timehop today from a year or two ago because me and my colleagues were taking the piss out of it in our group chat😂

It sounds like a spoof version to fake the piss out of wanky celebs.
Awful.

Snort ! Too many favourite parts of that article for me to mention.

I must go to sleep now to enable my readiness for the morning and to connect with my noisey children at 6am

If he goes to bed at 11 and wakes at six, how is he getting eight hours sleep?

I spend a lot of my time dreaming about roles for myself and others - minorities and women

Gee thanks Orlando

I think he's written that for a bet with Katy Perry.

Might not need to eye-gaze his daughter if he spent time with her / took care of her between wake up and bedtime!

His daughter's first words are going to be what the fuck?

He has a rep for this, full on lala land!

To think I fancied him. Gone right off him now

Love the fact that he doesn't know whether he's slept well till he looks at his little gizmo.

This is a spoof of his "day in the life" thing and I think it's hilarious. www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/03/23/this-hilarious-riposte-to-orlando-blooms-unhinged-daily-routine-is-totally-relatable-parents-everywhere/

What a bell end. Money and fame can ruin people, he's so far detached from reality.

Love the buddhism.and then uploading to Insta Stories and not realising the craziness of it!

[quote FreezyFreezy]This is a spoof of his "day in the life" thing and I think it's hilarious. www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/03/23/this-hilarious-riposte-to-orlando-blooms-unhinged-daily-routine-is-totally-relatable-parents-everywhere/[/quote]
Hahaha thats amazing

"I like to earn my breakfast". Good God

@BlueFlavour

To think I fancied him. Gone right off him now

Same here. Major ick

Its obviously a spoof by Orlando Bloom ?