Cheer me up please!

[missbipolar]

So I'm currently in hospital on a one to one waiting for a bed in the psych ward 😔 please share any memes/funny stories anything to distract me and give me a laugh!

Go over to the baby name board where a lively debate is raging about whether a child should be called Minge or Sailor.

Heading there now 😂 how could anyone think minge is an appropriate name!?

Isn't Menzies pronounced Mingis?

There are two very funny threads absorb names. Same OP. She’s being very good humoured about it all.

@arabella I always thought it was pronunced how its spelt (so Men-zies)

It was my first date with my new boyfriend. He was drop dead gorgeous, kind, lovely funny.
So, this was 1970's and I was wearing a mini skirt and really high platform shoes.
We were walking across a field to a restaurant, when I went over on my ankle, stumbled and fell, and ended up in a heap on the grass showing my pants. I was mortified, jumped up quickly, but with the effort of climbing back onto my platforms, I let out an enormous trump so unexpectedly it took me by surprise.
I froze and looked across at him.
We ended up laughing so hard that we were holding onto each other and giggling all the way to the restaurant 😁. I knew he was a keeper!

Oh no! Glad he saw the funny side 😂😂

Aha he did. I was so embarrassed......
Hope you are ok and find peace and happiness and respite from your troubles

This is a hilarious Classics thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4138148-I-bought-a-white-coat-in-the-sales-to-look-like-Olivia-Pope-but-I-actually-resemble-a-middle-aged-taekwando-instructor

Watch this

Lol, obviously sailor 😉 I have been here, but you sound very calm and In good humour, I guess I'll say that I wasn't, I was angry. What are you hoping for ?