To hope that this isn’t yours (lighthearted)

[Velveteenchair]

Here’s something to take your mind off the news.

Found this Facebook ad on Twitter.

I mean, why? On every level?

AIBU = this is brilliant and I want it

YANBU = a second hand sitter shitter? No thanks

Is this for sale in actual shops?

🤮

That’s revolting. I hope that’s not a real thing!

Ewwww no way. That has to be a joke.

Self wiping finger. WTAF

WTF is a 'self wiping mechanical finger'? Actually, I don't want to know 🤮

"Self wiping finger" 🤮

WTF is a self wipe mechanical finger?😖

Jesus wept.

My teen ds would love that!!
Will forward the pic and let you know his response!

That's local to me. I may have to message some random piss taking enquiries...

“Is it plumbed into the mains or is it a glorified camping loo?”

“Tell me more about the finger.”

There isn't a react emoji for this.

@mnhq I demand a pmsl emoji, please - with all the tears.

Totally sending this photo to my gaming partner.

Shut

Up

🤮🤮🤮

Those poor viewers were watching the streamer taking a shit!

The "mechanical finger" is made clear here: www.facebook.com/bleacherreport/videos/this-gaming-chair-is-wild-/241770877801955/

You're welcome

@Puzzledandpissedoff

The "mechanical finger" is made clear here: www.facebook.com/bleacherreport/videos/this-gaming-chair-is-wild-/241770877801955/

You're welcome

And the for sale pictures are clearly screengrabs from this video!

Oooh err, that mechanical finger could be dangerous if it poked up too far!

I used to really wish my parents had a car with a toilet seat like this when I was a child! Just remembering long car journeys bursting for the loo!

@Puzzledandpissedoff

The "mechanical finger" is made clear here: www.facebook.com/bleacherreport/videos/this-gaming-chair-is-wild-/241770877801955/

You're welcome

I don't have Facebook so sent it to my partner so he could open the video for me. It was worth it!

@WhenDovesFly

Oooh err, that mechanical finger could be dangerous if it poked up too far!

Dangerous or pleasurable?