Took out a food waste bag to the caddy just outside my front door. Only to find the most enormous poo nestling on top of the bag which was already in there. It was (partially) wrapped in a tissue - but grim to clear out as I didn’t want to leave it for the binmen in case they boycott my house. Didn’t investigate it too closely but it was massive, so had either emerged from a giant dog or a person. Why on earth would anyone come up my garden path and leave it in my recycling? Should I fear other unexpected presents?