To ask Thoughtless Flibbertigibbets to unite?

[EmmaH2022]

Our poster
Who art lurking
Hope to see you again
Thy will be done
In life as it is on mumsnet

Give us this day our daily threads
And ignore those who don't read it
As we ignore those
Who bring babies unexplained

For thine is the reading comprehension
The over 18s bar
And the printed t shirts.
Ah I feel better now.

I wonder if anyone who understands will read this....not that I know where it's going...

I get it!

This seems an adult appropriate venue with great music

an all that jazz...... .....

[pops head round door, phew I am not in trouble, sneaks back out]

Can I bring my baby along to this thread too though?

@Somethingsnappy - yeah, it'll be fine. We'll put some blankets in a wine crate for baby.

You know in Black Books they have a chalkboard sign?

My favourite is "no prehensilising".

We need a sign.

No children
No partners
No ...lack of contextualising? Not sure if there's a word for it.

No upstaging the bride!

I see MN updated the title on one of the "cancel the cheque" threads

I realise I'm probably talking to myself but some threads are getting really weird.

Love it @EmmaH2022 😂😂

@EarringsandLipstick

Love it *@EmmaH2022* 😂😂

Thanks! Neither "don't upstage the bride" nor "misunderstood mate" have joined us

Some threads are so surreal though

Like starting a thread by any means other than the question the poster wants to ask

Weird.

I need to get off MN though. There was ballet at the cinema tonight, which I'd have guessed if I had thought for a minute....! But winter always gets me and I don't fancy doing anything after work.

I think it's Much Ado where a character refers to having a "February face"!