I’ve got to LTB haven’t I? (Lighthearted)

[Singlebutmarried]

DH has just admitted (after over 20 ducking years) that he like chocolate limes.

How on earth did I not know this?

Who is this man sat next to me?

Ooh. I love a chocolate lime. Lovely sweet.

I'm sorry OP. You deserve better than this. LTB.

He should be leaving you - massive red flag that you don't like them 🤷‍♀️

Surely this is the sort of stuff you should have found out before you were married

Bleurgh. Tell him he's welcome to them.

There is no coming back from this. Make plans and leave

What is a chocolate lime? (Googling now)

Get your ducks in a row.

Ok, I’ve googled. I like chocolate and I like limes but I am not convinced they go together.

You should probably LTB.

LTB?

Sorry this is a new patio situation.

Those are horrible! Yes!

As long as he doesn’t want to control you and make you eat them! 😉

After 30 plus years of marriage, mine has bought me malteasers and Oreos for Valentine’s Day.
I like licorice, chocolate coated licorice or licorice all sorts, not malteasers.
I may have to join you with LTB (although a new patio would be nice).
Chocolate lime does not sound nice.

Well you have to feel sorry for him as it is so hard to get a nice chocolate lime these days

Just had some recently that were rank, too hard lime and hardly no chocolate

Kept going back to them and the didn't improve

Good lord. He needs to get away from you asap, i haven't seen any for sale in far too long.

I love chocolate limes

You married a wrong’un. I’m sorry he has kept his dark side hidden for so long.

Couples counselling may be worth a shot.

I like chocolate and I like limes but I am not convinced they go together.

They really do. Chocolate limes are gorgeous.

I am also willing to help out with the malteasers @Weenurse