Got a special (chocolate, cream and hazelnut) dessert cake, to celebrate this evening. Lovingly decanted it onto a plate, safe and well back on the kitchen worktop.
Picked up the pack of defrosted chicken that was next to it.
The bottom of the pack had a split.
The raw chicken juice poured all over the special dessert cake.
I cried!
(Even apart from the food poisoning issue, I'm vegetarian).