To like the fact I have orange matchmakers stuck in my teeth

[Spudbitch]

I have been eating some orange matchmakers the crispy orangey bit is stuck in my teeth and rotting them as we speak. Aibu to like this feeling? My back teeth need a good clean to get rid of it but all I have to do is lick my back teeth and I get another little tangy taste without the calories yum yum

Ew

not envy

Really like orange Matchmaker

Jesus Christ. What’s the matter with you? Brush your teeth!

Crying at this, I’ve had this exact thought process before (not w matchmakers though)

This is beautiful.