Island far from GB

[GucciBear]

Does anyone else agree that it would be a great idea to transport Prince Andrew, Boris Johnson and Novak Dj to an uninhabited isle far from here? They are all possessed of a stupidly large ego and could battle it out leaving the rest of the world in peace. Blissful.

Yesssssss - that would make a great reality TV show. Battle of the Twats. Survival of the Slimiest.

St Helena perhaps? Very remote, a British territory, and previously used an a POW camp and Napoleon's place of exile.

Alas, it's not uninhabited, but I imagine that there's a small island near there that could be used for Johnson, Andrew, Novax Djokovic et al (can I add Sunak to the list too?)

@BenjiMcSchmenzie Peirs Morgan could be the adjudicator!

[quote Purplewithred]@BenjiMcSchmenzie Peirs Morgan could be the adjudicator![/quote]
Yessssss

Send Jacob Rees Mogg too, and I'll chip in for the charter flight.

YABU. To compare Novak to those two is obscene. I can't quite get my head around that or those that agree with you.

A kind of hunger games maybe. On one of those radioactive islands in the pacific

Boris could have his British citizenship stripped and be deported back to the States. He was born in New York and even though he has renounced has US citizenship, he could reclaim it. The current nationality bill allows the U.K. to strip citizenship if the person has a claim on another citizenship and it’s for the public good.

@BenjiMcSchmenzie

Yesssssss - that would make a great reality TV show. Battle of the Twats. Survival of the Slimiest.

God no! Who wants any more exposure to those dicks?? Much better to TELL them it's being filmed and shown, but then just not to bother.

I'd like to see them run a Takeshi's Castle type gauntlet but instead of crossing a river they cross a river of lava.

I think even Rockall would be too good for them....

...that's Rockall, begins with an R

That island off the castaway movie perhaps? We could bung em a few volleyballs to make their own Wilson’s for company.

Send them to Bouvet Island in the South Atlantic. There's nothing there apart from snow, rocks and a few penguins.

An island , but they have to do the ' squid games '
to earn money for food and keep.

Tell Trump it's a very special place, and he will go too!

Add Putin, Bashar Al Assad, Kim Jong Un, Bolsonaro to the list- they can wave their Willie's at each other.

I’m sure Trump must own a suitable island…

@Alfroglam

YABU. To compare Novak to those two is obscene. I can't quite get my head around that or those that agree with you.

Agree…Incomparable!

Send em to the Falklands and tell them they've got very special important jobs to do guarding Britain's interests.

Send them to St Kilda. Nothing much there apart from ruins, sheep and gulls.

I mentioned Novak because he has an ungovernable temper at times and seems to think that he can do what he wants, when he wants because of who he is. Actually, I would like to add Tony "Bambi" Blair as well,

Can I nominate Phillip Schofield too ? And Steve Wright to sing to them