Because I really don't fucking care. I don't have Strava, I don't do Strava. I don't care about Strava. I do my own exercise with my own private app and don't share it.
DH has it. Fine! His choice, he does a lot of sport. But I really don't need a minute by minute account of what everyone who follows him has done or is doing or how fast/far whatever. IT BORES THE FUCKING TITS OFF ME.
Sorry, I just need to vent. I've told him repeatedly not to do this and I'm about to shove his phone up his arse.