To ask you to do something for me?

[SilkLabrador]

Could anyone go for a wee for me? It's been a long week, I'm tired and achey, I have wine by the fire but I need a wee and that involves getting up and walking too the loo.

Also, if it's not too much trouble could I have a glass of water and a mince pie on your way back?

Thanks

I usually ask dh for me!! Hard to move under 3 ddogs!!

Here you go. I’ve even given you a choice of brandy butter or cream.

I'm so sorry but I went just before I read this.
But here's a packet of Pom Bears as I don't have any mince pies.
Sorry.

I'm just about to go so I'll do one for you while I'm there. No mince pies I'm afraid but there are cookies if you'd like? Either salted caramel or triple chocolate.

If someone could go for me too that would be great please. I'm ill in bed and I've done my back in on top of that (so coughing and sneezing is great fun already without a full bladder on top of that.)

And while you're up a nice hot cup of tea, milk and one sugar would be amazing thanks and maybe a pack of Wotsits as well please.

Paracetamol and Vicks for me please?!

I would love to help you out but....

..... I can't be arsed

3scape

Paracetamol and Vicks for me please?!

Have a roaring log fire in your bedroom and a day in bed tomorrow on me, too

I can go and have a wee and a fag for you if that's any good.

Just about to ask you, sorry. We'll have to sit here until one of us gives in.

I'd like the same- and please bring me a glass of Cointreau on your way back.

Can someone lock the back door for me, turn the heating off, stack the dinner plates and cutlery in the dishwasher and make me a cup of mint tea (fresh water in the kettle please). Thank you so much.

I'm going for everyone. Feeling energetic tonight and I've been food shopping so send me your orders. Nothing to big or too small.

While you are at it, could you nip upstairs and switch on my electric blanket please?

Would it be stretching it to look to tomorrow morning and ask for a cup of coffee in bed?

@Itwasgoodwhileitlasted please can I have a decaf coffee with cream?

I've been, sorry.

But i could throw you a Ferrero Rocher? I've got all 3 flavors here.

Bag of crisps, hot water bottle and a lip balm pls.

Kettles on for hot water bottle, cups of tea and of course a decaf coffee

I have Bakewell tarts and gin?

Unfortunately they are gluten free, but the gin is Plymouth Navy and the tonic is fevertree. Not the sugar free shit one either.

The wee I can not do as I've not had enough water today.

What flavour crisps @madmomma? I've got em all

@Itwasgoodwhileitlasted

I'm going for everyone. Feeling energetic tonight and I've been food shopping so send me your orders. Nothing to big or too small.

You're a star. You didn't happen to get any Mars bars or Snickers did you? I fancy something chewy on top of the tea and Wotsits.

@BlooBagoo funnily enough I bought mini mars and mini snickers because I knew you were coming. Would you like a handful of each?

Ooh a roast chicken packet, a smokey bacon one, and some salt and vinegar spirals please

[quote Itwasgoodwhileitlasted]@BlooBagoo funnily enough I bought mini mars and mini snickers because I knew you were coming. Would you like a handful of each?[/quote]
Oh I think I love you. That would be amazing thank you!