To think this not a dress 😂

[Noisenough]

Sheins offering of the week, party dress for all occasions. Is it a dress? or is it repurposing the seat pads from your summer furniture? Think I'll pass, not really my colour anyway.

I have one of them hanging up in my kitchen to rest hot saucepans on.

YANBU. It's a stupid hideous article. Like MOST pieces of shit thrown onto model in these catwalk displays.

As if ANYone would wear that. Fucking ridiculous. Are people pissed when they create these things, and the people who show them off on a catwalk even MORE pissed?!

onto models! (not onto model!)

They remind me of the washable incontinence pads we used to put on the beds in elderly care 🤔

Dare I say I quite like it

@ovirapator21 I'm sure you're not the only one or they wouldn't sell it tbf. Im fairly boring with my fashion choices and like my dresses to cover my boobs AND my crotch as nobody wants to see them (anymore) 😂😂 I'm sure the right person could own this look, sadly that person is definitely my size 18, 6' middle aged self 🤣🤣🤣

Pot holders was my first thought.

Bunting for humans?

Look like aga covers 😂

I was planning (in my fantasy world as I can't see me having an occasion to wear this ..... sadly(?))on styling it as per the model ... no boobs or crotch on show. Probably no midriff either.

Surely they're to cushion her fall when she trips over her shoes?

@Forion

They remind me of the washable incontinence pads we used to put on the beds in elderly care 🤔

Me too.

Catwalk fashion isn't clothes though. It's art.
Pretty crappy art quite a bit of the time 😁 but certainly not meant for actually wearing in real life.

It's on sale if anyone fancies it.....

Well, it's got them the publicity they wanted.

Has the model got any arms?

But would they wear it in wigan?

But would they wear it in wigan?

🤔

I read that as would you wear this in a wigwam!!.

I wouldn't wear that even in Wigan 🤣😀🤣 and I'm a southerner

Pot warmers

I think I may have missed the bit where they explain that it is an environmentally friendly garment, which has repurposed old lady nighties from the late 60s.

It look highly flammable but could also be tied into a makeshift escape ladder in case you are caught in a house fire. Multi-use innit?

Are they place mats tied together?

Fashion houses create shit for models who are 7feetvtall and size 2 and places like Asda, primary etc are inspired and create clothes for ordinary folk. Imagine the diamond pattern and colour as a jacket…. Still hideous 🤣

Better than most of the shit Shein sells.