AIBU to conclude that ...

[Soffit]

there just isn't enough palm oil- AND alcohol- free AND meat-free festive food available to buy? I originally noticed it with the mince pies. "All butter! is usually premium range and guaranteed to be boozy. I am a keen cook but I'd love a few days off!

I think if anything there are too many products that don't contain palm oil, alcohol and meat. OK no real concern about a product not containing palm oil but alcohol and meat are crucial ingredients of festive food. (Crucial ingredients of food generally.)

Is it really surprising that if you impose multiple dietary restrictions then your choice is limited?

@MadeOfStarStuff

Is it really surprising that if you impose multiple dietary restrictions then your choice is limited?

Stop caring about where you food comes from

Agree with PP that if have dietary restrictions and want to eat sustainably that you will be limited in your off the shelf choices. However, mince pies are relatively easy to make at home with your parameters.