That JFK junior didn't return from the grave today?

[Amortentia]

I have to say this is one of the craziest conspiracies I've heard of in a long time from a very crowded field. Apparently, jfk junior was supposed to return a la second coming and declare Donald Trump as the true President.

A very confusing theory, not least because he was supposed to show up in Dallas. No doubt in tribute to is dad, the assassination spot of your father is obviously the place to go for your resurrection. Sadly, the crowds that gathered were disappointed.

AIBU to also feel a smidge of disappointment at the no show? 🤣

I saw something about this on twitter but wasn't aware that people actually gathered there!!

Oh yes, Quite a crowed turned up. Going by the footage I've seen on Twitter they seemed to be a delightful bunch.

It’s hilarious and frightening at the same time.

Oh, he didn't? Quelle surprise.

Aren't they and other dead celebs appearing at a Rolling Stones gig instead?

@ISpyCobraKai

Aren't they and other dead celebs appearing at a Rolling Stones gig instead?

Yes, and then Donald will become King of Kings.

The gig is tonight, very exciting!

Ooooooh.

But his dad didn’t die, wasn’t he at trump’s first inauguration? And aren’t Michael Jackson and Diana going to be part of the new administration? How can anyone doubt these facts, it’s all truuuuuuuuuue!
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