Argh! Inappropriate dream 🤣

[Happieronmyown]

Thank god my alarm clock woke me when it did this morning, I'm still reeling from my dream.
I dreamt I snogged my married neighbour & we jumped apart quickly, blaming each other. Next thing we were cuddling on his drive when his family turned up, but they said nothing!
Finally we were lying down on a bed about to get down to it when my alarm clock woke me up. I even saw his penis 🤑
Now I'm not perfect in any way, but this man, although a nice man, is about 20 years younger, about 20 stone & very lazy. If I was 20 years younger I really wouldn't!
Why does our brain do this? I need a long bath & to scrub my skin with wire wool after lying on the bed & getting close to his penis 🤣🤣

I know what you mean, I had one the other day where my dad had got drunk and had shagged some really rough-looking prostitutes, then gone on to shag something worse (non human). The worst thing was he and my mum were so matter of fact about it, as if it were a perfectly normal thing for him to do!

No idea where that dream came from, I've got no suspicion of him ever doing something like that. Maybe it's my mind telling me there are things I am familiar with but don't know as well as I thought, I really don't know!

Argh, I had one of those about a salesman at work years ago, I couldn't look at him for weeks .