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AIBU to think there is some sexual tension between…

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blackfriars · 05/10/2021 20:32

Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy??

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GoingOutOutNEVER · 05/10/2021 22:01

Once told my then 6 year old when asked for the 88th million time when Iggle was going in his boat I said to his death… dd horrified whilst I pissed myself laughing. Never asked that question again. Bad me

GailTheSnail · 05/10/2021 22:06

Piggles an absolute sex pest. Wandering round with just his blanky for coverage...nipping into Upsys bed the whole time. Belongs on the night garden sex offenders register if you ask me

Theunamedcat · 05/10/2021 22:11

Well upsy daisy keeps lifting her skirt so I think it's a toss up as to who is the bigger sex pest

Bloballbovish · 05/10/2021 22:23

What about Makka Pakka, he's always trying to give people a rub down with that sponge that has a hole in the middle to slip his fingers through.

Winniemarysarah · 05/10/2021 22:39

@Theunamedcat

Well upsy daisy keeps lifting her skirt so I think it's a toss up as to who is the bigger sex pest
I actually feel sorry for iggle piggle. No wonder he’s constantly nervous and excited. The slightly slaggy Upsy Daisy’s constant flashing and throwing herself to the ground, legs akimbo and squealing has caused him some sort of stress induced narcolepsy. The tombliboos are always dropping their trousers. They’re mostly dressed inside their house, but naked outside? But I think the pontpines are the worst. Mrs pontipines fanny must be blown out considering she has 8 children and they’re all the same size. And they harass the poor wattingers who only leave their house every 6 months despite them constantly banging on their door. No doubt being spied on and tormented with the binoculars Mrs pontipine wears round her neck. The pontipines are always at home with the children as well, so they don’t have jobs. No doubt spending all their benefit money on fags and vodka whilst the kids go out at night muddying up makka pakkas stones and letting the tyres down on his og pog.
CoughingInAisle15 · 05/10/2021 22:43

Interesting, not something that had occurred to me but I will look out for it now. I did have a lengthy conversation earlier about whether Mr Tumble is Lord Tumble’s secret love child, possibly with Mr Tumble’s “Aunt” Polly. Not sure where Grandad Tumble fits into all this though.

User112 · 05/10/2021 22:46

I LOVE THESE THREADS !!!

I’m not sure about iggle piggle/upsy daisy, BUT there is definitely something going on between King Thistle and Nanny plum. He calls for her from the bathroom !! 😍

Thatsplentyjack · 05/10/2021 22:48

I actually feel sorry for iggle piggle. No wonder he’s constantly nervous and excited. The slightly slaggy Upsy Daisy’s constant flashing and throwing herself to the ground, legs akimbo and squealing has caused him some sort of stress induced narcolepsy. The tombliboos are always dropping their trousers. They’re mostly dressed inside their house, but naked outside? But I think the pontpines are the worst. Mrs pontipines fanny must be blown out considering she has 8 children and they’re all the same size. And they harass the poor wattingers who only leave their house every 6 months despite them constantly banging on their door. No doubt being spied on and tormented with the binoculars Mrs pontipine wears round her neck. The pontipines are always at home with the children as well, so they don’t have jobs. No doubt spending all their benefit money on fags and vodka whilst the kids go out at night muddying up makka pakkas stones and letting the tyres down on his og pog.

🤣🤣 brilliant

User112 · 05/10/2021 22:48

@GailTheSnail

Piggles an absolute sex pest. Wandering round with just his blanky for coverage...nipping into Upsys bed the whole time. Belongs on the night garden sex offenders register if you ask me
ROFL 🤣
Mistressofnone · 05/10/2021 23:25

Upsy-Daisy's hair freaks me out when it goes erect.

users689033 · 05/10/2021 23:29

Just came back from watching In The Night Garden Live.
Macka has a massive, massive arse. I suspect he's the tease in this orgy fest

LovelyBitOfSquirrelInTheWirral · 05/10/2021 23:34

Stick them both in the Ninky Nonk and they’ll work out what time it is.

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