Unwanted sexual fantasy

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Hi I have been having “dreams” (more like nightmares) of a foursome between Dominic Cummings, Ann widdicombe, David Mitchell and DH for weeks now. It’s really affecting my love life as whenever he even suggests it the awful thoughts come back. Does anyone have any advice on how to deal with it?

😂😂😂

Ha ha ha ha ha

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Brilliant - thank you

Carrie Johnson is that you?

Does Anne Widdercome play the Dom in it? She looks the type who would rock up in a black leather Basque while cracking a whip 😂

The best course of action would be to actually do it in real life. Get it out of your system. Email them all and set it up.
I am sure they would be happy to oblige.

YABVU not to put a trigger warning on this thread.

Does anyone have any advice on how to deal with it?

If you tell you DH you fantasise about him being lucky Pierre between Dominic Cummings (pun intended) and Ann Widecombe I'm pretty sure you won't have the problem of him suggesting sex anymore.

I'm wondering what poor David Mitchell did to be put in the middle of all that.

Poor David Mitchell it doesn't seem like he belongs in there.

Oops x post!

Consider yourself lucky.

It could be worse. Much worse.

Like the 4some involving John Major and Edwina Currie!

Oh no I'd *much" rather have John Major than Dominic Cummings!
I'm old though :o

bahahaha

Does Anne Widdercome play the Dom in it?

She certainly plays with Dom.

PMSL

Just go with it
I once had a dream where I was snagging my chimney sweep. He is no picture I tell you but he was good in bed. I had to leave my chimneys unswept for a year because I was too embarrassed to face him

Shaggjng

At least he sorted your flue out before you banished him for a year 👍

😂😂 this really cheered me up. Poor David Mitchell 🤣

Which David Mitchell though? The author or the comedian?

@Propagandalf Well, Edwina Curry did have a thing for eggs. Maybe John Major was just checking
hers?

Follow Johnson's lead & reshuffle pronto!