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I know, too early but best Christmas Tree ornament?!

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MrsCatE · 12/09/2021 00:38

Apologies in advance because I will offend people. Hasten to add I was an adult and no kids harmed / involved at the time!
My favourite ornament (placed at top of tree) was a (pregnant) doll - you could perform your own caesarean and extract child. Obviously, it was the Virgin Mary and baby Jesus was (extracted) born Christmas Day.

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Catflapkitkat · 12/09/2021 03:33

Arrrggggghhhhhh. My eyes. Where the hell are you shopping? A pregnant doll that you can preform a caesarian on and extract a child is a medical teaching aid NOT a Christmas ornament'

SunscreenCentral · 12/09/2021 03:50

No.

Kanaloa · 12/09/2021 03:52

Don’t think the Virgin Mary would have had access to a caesarean.

When I was younger I had a pregnant barbie, her belly was on a hinge and you prised it open and there was a little baby doll upside down inside.

14spanners · 12/09/2021 03:53

Also no

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