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To say i havè won the facebook cristmas tat thread already

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LEMtheoriginal · 04/09/2021 12:29

Classy

To say i havè won the facebook cristmas tat thread already
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arapacis · 04/09/2021 12:35

Confused honestly, who buys this!!!!! 😂

elQuintoConyo · 04/09/2021 12:36

I'll take two. One for each hand.

AuntyFungal · 04/09/2021 12:38

Nothing quite says “the countdown to the birth of Our Lord” like a penis advent calendar.

Relish those liquid centres!

EmeraldShamrock · 04/09/2021 12:39

🤣 I'll buy some for family members.

SpindleWhorl · 04/09/2021 12:40

That is truly the most horrific advent calendar I have ever encountered.

DrSbaitso · 04/09/2021 12:40

I've been wondering what to get for my great aunt.

RobinPenguins · 04/09/2021 12:41

I might actually buy this, DH loves Ferraro rocher and I always spend ages blu-tacking them into different shapes like pyramids and stuff. This would be way easier. Grin

Mycatismadeofstringcheese · 04/09/2021 12:42

Doesn’t even include the chocolate!

Do they do matching vag one I wonder.

kwiksavenofrillsusername · 04/09/2021 12:44

What about a penis is even festive? They could at least put a little Santa hat on the tip.

XenoBitch · 04/09/2021 12:45

This is funny. Can think of a few people who would appreciate one.

AdoptedBumpkin · 04/09/2021 12:46

ConfusedHmm

leavesthataregreen · 04/09/2021 12:47

@AuntyFungal

Nothing quite says “the countdown to the birth of Our Lord” like a penis advent calendar.

Relish those liquid centres!

Grin Grin Grin Grin

Brilliant!

HemanOrSheRa · 04/09/2021 12:47

A warty looking cock calendar. With an extra large 'growth' in the form of a chocolate orange. Nice Grin.

MrsKJones · 04/09/2021 12:49

@AuntyFungal

Nothing quite says “the countdown to the birth of Our Lord” like a penis advent calendar.

Relish those liquid centres!

Mmm - yummy

Envy ----not envy

flumposie · 04/09/2021 13:19

Hilarious. Just why?

Original poster
LEMtheoriginal · 04/09/2021 14:48

Hilarious. Just why?

Because some peopme are crass enough to buy it!

OP posts:
EatYourVegetables · 04/09/2021 14:52
  1. Pick a random object / theme.
  2. Add a Christmas hat and / or a penis.
  3. Profit.
WheelieBinPricess · 04/09/2021 14:53

I'm so confused! Why? Why is this advent calendar shaped like a man's wee thing?!

LolaButt · 04/09/2021 14:55

Wowsers.

DrSbaitso · 04/09/2021 16:19

It's a novelty gift. People will buy it for a joke.

GreyhoundG1rl · 04/09/2021 16:24

@DrSbaitso

It's a novelty gift. People will buy it for a joke.
At twenty quid? It's not that funny...
itsgettingwierd · 04/09/2021 16:25

@kwiksavenofrillsusername

What about a penis is even festive? They could at least put a little Santa hat on the tip.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HermioneWeasley · 04/09/2021 16:28

I saw this last year and thought it was hilarious but DW said absolutely not. Even though I said I would let her have the chocolate orange balls.

DrSbaitso · 04/09/2021 16:31

At twenty quid? It's not that funny...

Well, I guess the joke's on them. Some people have money to burn. Apparently the Royal Family have a tradition of exchanging silly novelty gifts on Christmas Eve.

EishetChayil · 04/09/2021 16:54

@kwiksavenofrillsusername

What about a penis is even festive? They could at least put a little Santa hat on the tip.

This made me properly LOL!

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