To hope this guy steps in dog poo?

[Tempusfudgeit]

At a busy seaside car park today, I was manoeuvring my Ford Galaxy (7 seater) out of my space, next to me was a big minibus and behind me was a motor home (both not there when I'd arrived earlier).

It was very tight, requiring a five point backwards and forwards and lots of concentration as there were pedestrians and a metal pole to avoid. When I straightened out there was a car waiting to pass me and the driver gestured to me. He asked if I had a driving licence. I didn't hear him initially so he repeated it with a sneer.

I know I was driving correctly (been driving for 27 years) and I thought he must be having a really bad day (life?) to choose to be so needlessly rude to someone.

But still. AIBU to hope he treads in dog poo today?

May his crotch be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels, and may his arms be too short to scratch.

He’s an arse.

Hope the rest of your day was good

Yanbu. Not even if you wished for him to step in the most disgusting 💩 pile, not realise until he'd got into his car and spread it on the carpet then have to drive around with the smell under his nose for weeks.

You can tell I've put a lot of thought into this 😂

Can I add the driver of a huge 4x4 flashing his lights to get me to move to the left into a lane where an articulated lorry was moving into

And you didn’t drive yourself under an artic, to please a 4x4 driver, @Aurorie11? For shame!

I think he should slip on a banana skin and land flat on his face in a pile of dog poo just to look up as a flock of giant seagulls poop on him

I hope he gets a carbuncle in his bum.

I'd quite like him to develop toothache just as he buys an icecream

Thank you everyone 🙂

I remember walking in town with my then 4 year old DS. We weren't walking that quickly and at one point had to stop because the way was blocked. A man yelled (literally) "MOVE" at us so quick as a flash DS and I stepped sideways. Rude man then put his foot firmly into a big pile of vomit that splashed up his trouser leg - I was so happy

May your rude man suffer the same fate!

Karma is great 😀

I don't excuse the comments, but think that you should have had to take your driving test in the large car you have, just as anyone with a Range Rover, BMW or Chelsea Tractor should.