For dinner one day so they can see his baby pictures and have me gush at fhem about my wonderful son
For context he's 14 and he hasnt divulged that he has an interest in anyone but my suspicions have been peaked as the normal "reluctant to clean himself with soap and water and doesnt use deoderant unless threatened with router off and all devices hidden" has suddenly turned into "excessively long baths or showers twice a day with enough deoderant/aftershave to make you want to drop for air"
To me this is a distinct sign he is trying to impress someone....
Lighthearted btw