Is DP a secret MNer?

[Cocopogo]

Several times in last week he has used the term “ducks in a row” he has never used it before but at least three times recently, usually about the same thing (not leaving me!). He’s on he somewhere isn’t he?

Has he 'given his head a wobble', 'screamed in the Sistine Chapel', or even more outing, 'cancelled the cheque'?

Does he have a hobby that you cannot possibly disclose, because 'it's too outing' - i.e cycling, or golf?

Waves to @Cocopogo DP to see if they wave back

Well if he's not, he might by my grandmother

I doubt it though, as if she were still alive, she'd be 134 years old.

It's really not just an MN saying and never has been.

Check the bedside table for a penis beaker.

And don't forget to check the back garden for an elderly Korean lady, whilst you're at it! 🤣

@WorraLiberty

Well if he's not, he might by my grandmother

I doubt it though, as if she were still alive, she'd be 134 years old.

It's really not just an MN saying and never has been.

FFS I meant be my grandmother!

If he was by her, that really would be weird 👀😂

It’s a very common phrase

@AlCalavicci

Waves to *@Cocopogo* DP to see if they wave back

Mini 🇲🇽 wave back

Haha no sign of a beaker by the bed…or Korean lady phew!
Maybe he is your grandmother, he’s getting quite grey these days but I put that down to the stress of getting his ducks in row!

Has he referred to the kids as "the DC"? That's the real giveaway.

Maybe his sister said it to him?

More to the point has he made you throw out all your loo brushes and started washing unsuitable things in the dishwasher; things like the loo seats and crocs.

That would be conclusive proof he's a MNer.

He hasn’t referred to them as DC but I think I will and see if he bats an eyelid

Ducks in a row isn't a specific MN saying and has been around for years prior to MN, however it has become an overused specific MN meme though.

@Cocopogo had he used the phrase or acronym LTB yet when talking about someone in a bad relationship? That would be a giveaway

Well if he takes an active interest in your streets parking situation...then you know for sure...
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Has he made 50 meals out of one chicken? Is he wearing a specific scarf? Ie he shouting WILLY WILLY at people on the street?

If so, you might be right..

Oh God - he hasn't suggested a holiday in Maui, has he?

When he’s explaining anything to you, like where he’s going to park, or build a garden wall, does he draw you a diagram?

Does he get excited if he finds a shopping list at the supermarket?

Haha I forgot about the shopping lists, that’s a blast from the past!

Ask if he knows the one about Boswell

Has he been liberal with zoflora?

He's getting his ducks in a row? Aren't you worried ?

🤣 I’m not sure anything will outdo the Sistine Chapel story. It was a rare occasion that I actually did laugh out loud for real!

Tell him to leave the washing out overnight and see if he mentions them being darked on or spiders wiping their willies.
I've only ever heard this on MN.