...in case anyone wants to continue to discuss.
I have emailed a letter FAO Rachel Hood, Chair of West Suffolk Conservatives. I expect it to do the sum total of fuck all, but if anyone wants an anonymised version which you could use as a template to adapt and send yourselves (you may want to go heavier on the misdemeanours than I have), then perhaps @mnhq could somehow make that happen.
Or feel free to PM me and maybe I could send it that way.