Aibu to ask if anyone knows how to stop the pain?? I fell off my bike into a massive nettle bush 3 hours ago. Stupidly had short shorts and a vest on so the whole of my arse is stung badly, as is my back, back of both arms and clumps on legs. I actually had to lay in them for several minutes because I was on a slight hill with my bike on top of me and couldn't actually get up! The usual lumps and horrid feeling of being stung happened and I thought it would just go away but it's getting worse and worse. I can't bear it. My whole body is throbbing with like very painful pins and needles. I've tried vinegar, anti histamines, paracetamol. Oilatum cream and a bath so far. Not worked