To hate summer Saturday nights

[RockstarMartini]

I’m always on my own, stuck at home listening to my arsehole neighbours while the rest of the world seems to be in a pub garden having fun. I’m really sick of it - at least in the winter you can cosy up with nice good and Strictly but in summer it feels wrong sitting at home alone.

I recommend a comfy deckchair, sun umbrella, biscuits, coffee, noise cancelling headphones and phone/book.

@Getafuckinggripman @Mavisisnotmyname I like your thinking both the sober and alcoholic versions 😂