Sporner alert...AIBU To share something super disgusting...

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I have a teeny but very deep belly button. It also folds a bit there after pregnancy and weight loss/gain/loss/gain so occasionally it gets a bit stinky and sore so I spend the next week scrupulously cleaning/drying it and putting in antifungal cream.

It's recently been hurting again and seeping a bit 🤮 so been doing the usual routine. I have just cleaned it and sprayed antifungal fizzing spray into it and it felt a bit funny, I looked down and without any squeezing a 2cm long bullet shaped piece of white gunk shot out and onto the floor.

Bit of googling and dissection later...it was an umbolith...a belly button stone!! Keratin, sebum and hair had made a hard pellet. So stinky, so disgusting...so satisfying!! That it fired out on it's own too!

Anyone else impressed and thoroughly disgusted too. AIBU to share 🤣

Oh come on.u.must know the rules

Without a photo, YABVVVVVU

Excellent!

You must have taken a photo.

I'm really upset that I googled this

You asked for it. It's a bit mashed up because I had to do some scientific research but yeah, that was in me.

And yes, I think some of the hairs are cat hairs. I honestly thought I was hygienic!

Good work OP. Good work.

You don't need to warn us on here. It's only if it ends up in trending and unsuspecting newbs stumble across it!

That is horrifying and glorious

That is sublime! Nice work

Love how there's cat hairs in it

Key for scale!

It was like that scene from Alien.

But painless.

Omg

Haha, brilliant. I am jealous my body does not do stuff like this.

I will be reliving this moment for a long time.

Like the time I picked a scab and it had a deep whitehead attached.

Glorious!

I want one.

My old belly button piercing occasionally gives up a good line in squeezability but this is next level.

@XenoBitch

Haha, brilliant. I am jealous my body does not do stuff like this.

It was my first time. You never know, something weird might spurt out of you at any time. My thoughts and prayers are with you!

😲

Absolutely disgusting, put me off my dinner and wine.

But I can’t stop looking at it, good job OP 🥳

I wish 14 year old me’s at-home belly button piercing using some wire from my dad’s tool box did this instead of bleeding constantly for 9 days, I’m jealous 😔

It's like a mega tonsil stone.

God that's incredible, good work OP.

Only thing my body has to offer that's even slightly comparable in the spontaneous spurt department is the time I had a spot on my eyebrow that was so tight I didn't need to touch it. Just frowned at it in the mirror and it ejaculated pus, spraying my shocked reflection.

This is incredible

@QuestionableMouse

It's like a mega tonsil stone.

Yes, I get tonsilloliths too! My body seems to like storing stinky shite to surprise me with all in one go!!

@CryptoFascist

God that's incredible, good work OP.

Only thing my body has to offer that's even slightly comparable in the spontaneous spurt department is the time I had a spot on my eyebrow that was so tight I didn't need to touch it. Just frowned at it in the mirror and it ejaculated pus, spraying my shocked reflection.

That is beautiful 😍

Dh is currently making tea...
And it includes feta cheese..
Maybe I will pass..