To want to bloody work in peace

[Anonmummyoftwo]

Bit silly but I really hate when I’m out in the garden cutting the bloody grass and people stop to make the same joke over and over oh you can pop round and do mine aswell. Seriously but if you see someone busy why stop them to make a silly joke especially when you don’t speak to them any other time.

They're just making small talk. Chill.

I'm surprised they bother.

Wow, who pissed in your cereal this morning

Headphones

Ear defenders - one of my neighbours uses them.
And sunglasses to avoid eye contact obvs.😎

You’re friendly today. People are just making small talk, being polite

I ignore conversation over a mower. Can't hear you, mate.

Wow.

Life is short.

It is just mild pleasantries after a crappy year.

Get a grip.

Don't try and wash your car then! I don't think you'd cope with the small talk doing that results in.

If this is all you have to worry about, you’re doing fine in life.

Outrageous. I hope you have given these cheeky bastards an earful for having the temerity to speak to you.