To think all my clothes have shrunk

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Especially where they meet my thighs.

Yeah.
It's the evil faries cuntlories. They come in thousands and make everything smaller! Bastards. I have infestation too

Same here.

I can't work out why

Best to nip the clothes shrinking in the bud while they’ve only shrunk a bit and you can still get them on.

Lots of lovely support on the exercise and weight loss boards. Those clothes can be restored to their proper size.

Think the thermostat on my washing machine must be faulty

Sorry Boss, I can't come back to the office.
Some b'stard shrunk all my work clothes.

No problems here, smug all elasticated trousers these days 😱

I feel your pain though.

The spring is my scales has stretched as well.

in my scales!