To help out Nigel Farage

[DynamoKev]

By inviting you all not under any circumstances to book tickets to his US "shows" if you can't go -

twitter.com/AmberTiff4321/status/1394015480780935177

My teen DD already has booked several, in several different names.
Shame as they will be as busy with homework as they were for the Trump rally they had tickets for last year

Well he’s got to make up for all that money he lost, betting on the Mango Menace winning the US election. I know the Frog Prince was doing personalised greetings videos on Cameo - apparently someone hired him to congratulate his Syrian friend after he was given refugee status and allowed to stay in the U.K.

You know what? I just mind my business, I don’t go out of my way to do horrible things to any human.

@littleblacksox What a shining example you are to us all. Pity Mr Farage doesn't share your attitude.

@LittleBlackSox

You know what? I just mind my business, I don’t go out of my way to do horrible things to any human.

Ah thats nice of you. Maybe you can give Farage a lesson or 5 in that mentality.

As it happens, I'd rather not get involved in this, as it inevitably give the wanker some more airtime one way or another. However, he really cannot be surprised that some would quite happily take advantage of his desperate last gasps for attention.

He never stops grifting does he? Wasn’t he selling dodgy finance schemes online a couple of months back? Can’t believe so many people were taken in by him.

You know he still gets the money right 😂 He won’t give a damn if you don’t turn up.

You’re basically giving him your money for no reason at all. He’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.

Can we send the US born Mr Johnson to join him, and not come back.

@emilyfrost

You know he still gets the money right 😂 He won’t give a damn if you don’t turn up.

You’re basically giving him your money for no reason at all. He’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.

They're free, aren't they? Thought that was why this was being shared. No-one would actually pay to see or not him.

@emilyfrost

You know he still gets the money right 😂 He won’t give a damn if you don’t turn up.

You’re basically giving him your money for no reason at all. He’ll be laughing all the way to the bank.

Now I'm no expert on money, but I'm not sure how much he'll be making off free tickets....

Ahh, fair cop. I missed that 😂

@LittleBlackSox

You know what? I just mind my business, I don’t go out of my way to do horrible things to any human.

What the hell are you doing on AIBU?

What a vindictive cow you are lol.

I had to check if buffoon Farage really was doing a 'comeback tour' and I also now seem to have two tickets.

Tbf I'm sure it was never going to be a 'sell-out' anyway so we are not depriving him of an audience he would have had iyswim.

I don't fancy ending up on his mailing list.

The only other helping I'd do for him, though, would be helping him out of the door aided by a size 6 steel toe boot.

@HOkieCOkie

What a vindictive cow you are lol.

Someone has to step in for Karma when she's being a little slow. 6 tickets booked here.

@NeverDropYourMoonCup

I don't fancy ending up on his mailing list.

The only other helping I'd do for him, though, would be helping him out of the door aided by a size 6 steel toe boot.

Nice. Do you usually advocate violence against people whose views differ from yours?

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For the people who want tickets but can't use their email address for "reasons".

Nice. Do you usually advocate violence against people whose views differ from yours?

A little. Definitely for literal racists and Nazis, in truth.

Sooo lucky!
I've got tickets for all his tour dates

Ahh, anyone remember the glorious days of the UKIP brick appeal of 2014?

"Send Nigel a brick to his freepost address to help him brick up the channel tunnel and stop the Romanians coming"

Freepost being paid by the recipient, of course

Sadly ruined by arseholes who posted literal shit, blood and threatening items etc thus forcing the closure of the address. Idiots.

It’s funny because you all think you really did something.

@NeverDropYourMoonCup

Nice. Do you usually advocate violence against people whose views differ from yours?

A little. Definitely for literal racists and Nazis, in truth.

I think you'll find that the Nazis used those tactics to come to and remain in power.

brilliant 😂😂

I think you'll find that the Nazis used those tactics to come to and remain in power

And I believe you'll find that a) if they'd had a swift boot up the jacksie, metaphorically speaking, back in 1932, a lot of problems would have been solved earlier before around 19 million murders of specific groups and an awful load of military personnel and civilians dying in particular and b) it took even more violence to put a stop to it by the time they'd got into the full swing of systematic murdering and invasions.

I'm not exactly advocating destroying dams, heavy water plants and carpet bombing Dresden here.