To ask what you would say seeing someone coming out of a neighbour's house across the street and pissing on your wall

[Monty27]

Just why?

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Is it the person who lives opposite who's pissing up your wall?
If it's a visitor I'm not sure what you can do really... Maybe open the door/window and holler "Stop pissing up my wall"

@groovpeanut I just happened to be walking back to my house from the shop. I saw the person coming out of the house across the street and pissing in public which happened to be the side of my garden wall.

I think a "what the fuck" might leak out despite my better judgement.

from across the street

If it’s against the garden wall and 1am I wouldn’t really think a huge amount of it

@MrsTerryPratchett

I think a "what the fuck" might leak out despite my better judgement.

Ditto

And then later today I'll be knocking on my neighbours door to complain.

@MrsTerryPratchett I did it was slightly more colourful than that. And they laughed and went back to where they came from.

@Cheesecakefix

If it’s against the garden wall and 1am I wouldn’t really think a huge amount of it

It's properly minging though.

@NurseButtercup I did while it was happening - no answer.
The asshole then opened a car parked there. I thought they were going to piss off (pun fully intended) but no they went back to the house across the road.

I do have a fox poo in my back garden and have been wondering how to deal with it....
(the fox poo)

I’d have a cup of tea and leg go of your anxiety.

A bucket of water may come in handy in the future.

Ultimately it seemed they went out to their car for something and decided to have a piss in public. It happened to be at the side of my house. Minging twat.

I'd go over to your neighbours drop your pants and piss in their garden.

I’d shout “what the fuck are you fucking doing?” out of the window. And probably follow it up with “dirty bastard!”

Fox poo decoration on his car might look pretty

Oi

I believe it’s an offence to urinate in public. Some Local Authorities will follow up with a fine. Not sure if you would need evidence though...