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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ask how you initiate sex?

13 replies

theflippantpenguin · 09/05/2021 10:34

What do you say to your partner when you'd like to have sex? Ask straight out? Or do you have a favorite euphemism? (Fancy some intercourse? Shall we do the horizontal tango?)

OP posts:
Lockheart · 09/05/2021 10:35

Try the Sex topic, this is AIBU.

theflippantpenguin · 09/05/2021 10:37

Jeez, tough crowd. It's only a lighthearted question, I'm not asking for advice.

OP posts:
MegaClutterSlut · 09/05/2021 10:38

We say FAF?.....Fancy a fuck. Dead romantic we are Grin

Rainbowx · 09/05/2021 10:45

The way we kiss changes so we know...

SomewhereInbetween1 · 09/05/2021 10:49

Drills?

Ginevere · 09/05/2021 10:52

My husband will snuggle in and start kissing my neck, that’s how I know.

I have two moves- I either trail my fingers up and down his thigh and gradually move towards the ‘money zone’ or I just come to bed naked. Works every time!

PermanentTemporary · 09/05/2021 10:52

Same as Rainbow, different kind of kiss.

Occasionally, 'early night?'

Now with my new boyfriend 'Hello'

TweeterandtheMonkeyman · 09/05/2021 10:53

Ha ha! Take my pjs off 😂

Providora · 09/05/2021 10:54

Sex is the default option so we don't say anything, rather one of us will make our excuses if we don't feel like it for some reason.

Providora · 09/05/2021 10:54

I should add, that's at bedtime, not 24/7 Grin

Chocoqueen · 09/05/2021 10:56

@Providora

I should add, that's at bedtime, not 24/7 Grin
I'm glad you clarified... I was wondering how you got anything else done GrinGrin
maras2 · 09/05/2021 11:37

'Fancy a shag'? usually works.

MyGrassIsBrowner · 09/05/2021 11:57

Me and DH sleep naked so generally me brushing my arse on his crotch does the trick. Either that or he'll just say, sit on my cock? 😏 normally only happens in bed these days now we have a one year old! 😆

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