Someone has been doing quite a bit of work around my house for the last week, and will be back after the Bank Holiday.
The TP is going down, but otherwise I wouldn't be aware if he was using it as there's no skid marks or aroma ~ so I couldn't bring myself to care either way.
Today I lifted the lid and seat to clean. There are four pokey outy bits on the back of the seat which act as buffers between the seat and the toilet. These appear to have shit smeared on each one ~ not a lot, but it's as if he wiped and then dabbed the TP on them ( OK, it could have been chocolate, but what are the odds?).
The only time I've touched the underside of the seat is to clean it, and he wasn't doing that.
I have cleaned the seat and lid and removed them both. If he asks I shall say I prefer them removed for purposes of cleanliness (!)
I have so enjoyed and sniggered at 'workmen used my toilet' threads, and I loved 'Shitting Man'.
I don't want to spend too much time wondering what he was thinking ~ I just want him to stop.
Oh, I am not the poo troll.