First of May. First of May

[BeatieJohnson]

Outdoor fucking starts today
But if as usual it do rain,
We fucks off indoors again.

[2018SoFarSoGreat]

That made me laugh out loud. Well said!

[blobby10]

Classic Jilly! It popped into my head last night too when I noticed the date😂😂

[JaneyHenderson]

Something drew me to this thread! Amazing start to my Saturday 😊

[Footle]

I regret the very many Firsts of May which have passed before I found this gem.
Thank you.

[VodkaSlimline]

Knew this would be a Jilly thread! I am overdue for a major re-read - need to start with Jump in honour of the Grand National being won by a female jockey this year...

[GlacindaTheTroll]

Only just remembered - at bedtime so sort of appropriate.

Bit too chilly here today

[Frownette]

A pick on the punch it's the first of the month. White rabbit white rabbit white rabbit

[unwuthering]

A pinch on the punch for the first of the month.

I do the white rabbit times three as soon as it's past midnight and again on waking!

[unwuthering]

A pinch and a punch, dammit!