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AIBU?

First of May. First of May

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BeatieJohnson · 01/05/2021 06:33

Outdoor fucking starts today
But if as usual it do rain,
We fucks off indoors again.

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2018SoFarSoGreat · 01/05/2021 06:40

That made me laugh out loud. Well said!

blobby10 · 01/05/2021 06:46

Classic Jilly! It popped into my head last night too when I noticed the date😂😂

JaneyHenderson · 01/05/2021 06:48

Something drew me to this thread! Amazing start to my Saturday 😊

Footle · 01/05/2021 08:11

I regret the very many Firsts of May which have passed before I found this gem.
Thank you.

VodkaSlimline · 01/05/2021 08:27

Knew this would be a Jilly thread! I am overdue for a major re-read - need to start with Jump in honour of the Grand National being won by a female jockey this year...

GlacindaTheTroll · 01/05/2021 23:35

Only just remembered - at bedtime so sort of appropriate.

Bit too chilly here today

Frownette · 01/05/2021 23:40

A pick on the punch it's the first of the month. White rabbit white rabbit white rabbit

unwuthering · 01/05/2021 23:47

A pinch on the punch for the first of the month.

I do the white rabbit times three as soon as it's past midnight and again on waking!

unwuthering · 01/05/2021 23:47

A pinch and a punch, dammit!

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