First of May. First of May

[BeatieJohnson]

Outdoor fucking starts today
But if as usual it do rain,
We fucks off indoors again.

That made me laugh out loud. Well said!

Classic Jilly! It popped into my head last night too when I noticed the date😂😂

Something drew me to this thread! Amazing start to my Saturday 😊

I regret the very many Firsts of May which have passed before I found this gem.
Thank you.

Knew this would be a Jilly thread! I am overdue for a major re-read - need to start with Jump in honour of the Grand National being won by a female jockey this year...

Only just remembered - at bedtime so sort of appropriate.

Bit too chilly here today

A pick on the punch it's the first of the month. White rabbit white rabbit white rabbit

A pinch on the punch for the first of the month.

I do the white rabbit times three as soon as it's past midnight and again on waking!

A pinch and a punch, dammit!