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Surely this must win the Facebook tat threads

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3Britnee · 24/04/2021 08:09

In assuming it's a joke, but wouldn't be surprised if it's not 😂

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Theunamedcat · 24/04/2021 08:12

😳😳😳😳😳

BroomHandledMouser · 24/04/2021 08:16

🤣🤣🤣

Tittybittybangbang · 24/04/2021 08:16

How much are they?

BroomHandledMouser · 24/04/2021 08:16

....made from free range cats...🤣

user1470132907 · 24/04/2021 08:17

Ah, merkins! They are very much a thing with a long history

bonfireheart · 24/04/2021 08:19

What history?

3Britnee · 24/04/2021 08:21

They are free!

Surely this must win the Facebook tat threads
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3Britnee · 24/04/2021 08:21

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Surely this must win the Facebook tat threads
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JustJoinedRightNow · 24/04/2021 08:26

I love how it says “no weirdos”

ragged · 24/04/2021 08:33

Free range pussies?

MusicWithRocksIn1t · 24/04/2021 08:38

😆 oh me, this has made my morning

GlassBoxSpectacular · 24/04/2021 08:39

@bonfireheart

What history?
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

Merkins date back to the 1450s.

They get a mention in the early Blackadder series, I think.

LeaveMyDamnJam · 24/04/2021 08:41

A merkin on a Saturday morning. How 18th century. 🤣

Papadontpreachimintroubledeep · 24/04/2021 08:42

I feel like an idiot I've been vacuuming away the cat hair for hairs when all this time I could've made myself ginger merkins

AnotherCupOfTeaVicar · 24/04/2021 08:46

I'm requesting to join 👍😀

Norabatty40 · 24/04/2021 08:53

Yuk thats gross

AppleJane · 24/04/2021 08:55

@Papadontpreachimintroubledeep

I feel like an idiot I've been vacuuming away the cat hair for hairs when all this time I could've made myself ginger merkins

Spat my tea out 😂😂

OrchestraOfWankery · 24/04/2021 08:55

@Papadontpreachimintroubledeep

I feel like an idiot I've been vacuuming away the cat hair for hairs when all this time I could've made myself ginger merkins
Grin

It'd be good to have a hobby that gives you a change of 'wardrobe'.

BlessedBeTheFruitCake · 24/04/2021 09:01

Not great if you’re allergic to cats 😞

Mumwithapub · 24/04/2021 09:02

OMG this is hilarious, thanks for the laugh.

Orangesand · 24/04/2021 09:08

Haha! Was it posted on April fools? Grin

MrsSprogett · 24/04/2021 09:18

Who gonna make the first pussy on pussy joke first then?

bonfireheart · 24/04/2021 11:22

I don't understand...why would you remove your own public hair to then stick on cat hair? And how do you even stick them on?
And again...why?!

BashfulClam · 24/04/2021 12:06

@bonfireheart

I don't understand...why would you remove your own public hair to then stick on cat hair? And how do you even stick them on? And again...why?!
I think it might be for people who have lost bodyhair due to illness. If I lost all my body hair below the neck I’d be fucking delighted #hisuteaf
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