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AIBU to not have a clue what is going on in Line of Duty? **SPOILERS, PROBABLY **

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JesusInTheCabbageVan · 17/04/2021 18:42

I've watched every episode, from "Oops" to "Mother o' God!"

I would say my level of understanding is roughly that of a dog watching a game of tennis - I have a hazy grasp of, say, Ball! Humans throwing! Exciting! Maybe some sort of game...? but if I tried to join in on the telly addicts thread, I would just be running around yapping and getting underfoot, while they waited for me to go away.

I can't be the only one, surely? And are there any kind and patient MNers out there who can explain to me (ideally as though I'm four) I'm how everyone is seemingly connected to everyone else? (I do know who Ryan is, and Terry, and James Lakewell - but in his case only because I googled him. I can't remember anything about the people he was in cahoots with).

In particular:

That woman Steve had a sleepover with - where did she get the money and why did Steve know to go looking for it?
How does she know Ted again? And Steve?
Is she a goodie or a baddie?
Why are they (the OCG I guess?) bothering to frame Terry?
Who in the police is a baddie? (apart from Ryan, who I have cunningly sussed out)

Feel free to join me if you are also clueless and ashamed.

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Anne1958 · 17/04/2021 18:45

I don’t understand anything either. It just goes right over the top of my head despite my efforts to follow it - all of it since series 1 episode 1.

DrManhattan · 17/04/2021 18:46

I feel like I need to watch it right from the start again

larrythelizard · 17/04/2021 18:46

OK, I don't think I have much more understanding than you.

But that woman Steve slept with is the scouse undercover police man's wife from the last series (that Steve shot).

Hastings gave her the money (I think he was given it as part of the attempt to frame him). The suggestion (although might just be me) was that he might be the scouse undercover police man's dad.

Can't help you with the rest of it..!

gophergordon · 17/04/2021 18:48

The woman who Steve had a sleepover with is John Corbetts widow

We don't know if she's a goodie or baddie

Ted gave her the money - he had 100000 planted on him and only 50000 was found. That was at the end of season 5

Buckells is dodgy but not pulling any strings, the OCG have a hold over Jo but we don't know why yet

It looks like the actual occupant of the fLat was swapped with Terry so he's being used as a scapegoat

RightOnTheEdge · 17/04/2021 18:48

The woman Steve had a sleepover with was John Corbett's wife.
He was the policeman undercover with the OCG in series 5.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 17/04/2021 18:48

Steve SHOT someone?? Shock

I want to rewatch the bloody thing from the beginning, but DH wants us to start watching something else that we won't understand either.

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FourWordsImMuNiTy · 17/04/2021 18:48

I think this must be about the tenth time I’ve posted this link but it’s perennially helpful.

CovidCorvid · 17/04/2021 18:49

In the police who is a baddie - jo is certainly up to no good, albeit possibly being blackmailed.

I also think Chloe is up to no good.

MazekeenSmith · 17/04/2021 18:50

That woman Steve had a sleepover with - where did she get the money and why did Steve know to go looking for it? - ted Hastings gave it to her. He was given £100k as a bribe in the last season and only copped to half of it. He gave the other half to Steph from guilt as he found out her husband, the undercover cop who was killed, was the son of a woman who he failed to protect in NI (and maybe was in love with)
How does she know Ted again? And Steve?
Is she a goodie or a baddie? - she's a goodie I think. She and Steve fancy each other but can't do anything.
Why are they (the OCG I guess?) bothering to frame Terry? - they have used terry for years. He's just convenient I think?
Who in the police is a baddie? (apart from Ryan, who I have cunningly sussed out) - jo is definitely but we don't know about anyone else yet

2021namechanges · 17/04/2021 18:51

So we went back to start two weeks ago (just caught up). It makes a teeny bit more sense

MazekeenSmith · 17/04/2021 18:51

@larrythelizard

OK, I don't think I have much more understanding than you.

But that woman Steve slept with is the scouse undercover police man's wife from the last series (that Steve shot).

Hastings gave her the money (I think he was given it as part of the attempt to frame him). The suggestion (although might just be me) was that he might be the scouse undercover police man's dad.

Can't help you with the rest of it..!

Steve didn't shoot him, he had his throat cut. Steve refused to shoot him.
Balaur · 17/04/2021 18:52

"Hastings gave her the money (I think he was given it as part of the attempt to frame him). The suggestion (although might just be me) was that he might be the scouse undercover police man's dad."

Whaaaaat?! This all went over my head!

I'm clueless about a lot of it but still shout at the telly a lot when it's on - what's that all about?

"Don't trust him/her Steve!"
"MOTHER OF GOD!"

Etc

MazekeenSmith · 17/04/2021 18:52

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

Steve SHOT someone?? Shock

I want to rewatch the bloody thing from the beginning, but DH wants us to start watching something else that we won't understand either.

He did, but not the scouse copper. He shot the sniper in the last episode and he shot the female bent copper who tried to kill Gill the dodgy lawyer
JesusInTheCabbageVan · 17/04/2021 18:52

Thank you kind people!

I knew she was married to a police officer who was sort of missing but also not... but had forgotten he was undercover with the OCG (or was he actually an OCG member?).

I do feel like some of the people on the telly addicts thread must have their own personal MIR set up to keep track of all this.

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MazekeenSmith · 17/04/2021 18:53

@Balaur

"Hastings gave her the money (I think he was given it as part of the attempt to frame him). The suggestion (although might just be me) was that he might be the scouse undercover police man's dad."

Whaaaaat?! This all went over my head!

I'm clueless about a lot of it but still shout at the telly a lot when it's on - what's that all about?

"Don't trust him/her Steve!"
"MOTHER OF GOD!"

Etc

He's not the dad. He knew Anne Marie when she already had the boy.
JesusInTheCabbageVan · 17/04/2021 18:54

Oh yes, I actually watched the last episode last night. Blush

Clearly Steve is so wet that my brain instantly erases any instances of him doing something badass, as a defence mechanism.

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MazekeenSmith · 17/04/2021 18:57

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

Thank you kind people!

I knew she was married to a police officer who was sort of missing but also not... but had forgotten he was undercover with the OCG (or was he actually an OCG member?).

I do feel like some of the people on the telly addicts thread must have their own personal MIR set up to keep track of all this.

He was undercover but he was on a wild goose chase after Dodgy Gill told him Hastings was H and exploited the fact that Hastings was connected to his mother's death to fire him up
CaptainMyCaptain · 17/04/2021 18:57

Nobody on the telly addicts thread knows exactly what is happening. Some people have brilliant memories and some have done intensive forensic research, re watching previous series several times. Do join in there, we're all in the dark.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 17/04/2021 18:58

@FourWordsImMuNiTy oh that is so, so helpful, thank you! I will watch it later and take notes. I will confess I am already lost. Sad

I was disappointed recently to learn that it was Deborah Deveraux, rather than Deborah Deborah.

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RightOnTheEdge · 17/04/2021 19:04

John Corbett had his throat cut by the gang he was undercover in when they found out he was a rat.

Mary46 · 17/04/2021 19:14

Thanks all. Good to read this. Can be hard to follow. Love the show

SummerHouse · 17/04/2021 19:15

I just ask Alexa. She is so patient.

SummerHouse · 17/04/2021 19:16

She won't say who H is but she knows...

BashfulClam · 17/04/2021 19:17

Steve has shot one person. The remake police officer who tried to stab Gill Bigglowe in the station bogs.

When Ted was in the RUC he had a friendship with John Corbetts mother who was killed by the IRA as a suspected police informant.

£100k was planted on Ted, he claims it was inky £50k and that is what was recovered. He felt guilty re John Corbetts mother so he gave the widow £50k. She’s now in hot water with the HMRC.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 17/04/2021 19:18
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