Reading up on the Greensill affair and it seems to me that anyone named “Lex Greensill” was always going to end up embroiled in a high-profile corruption scandal one day, splashed across headlines. It would have been too much of a wasted opportunity if he’d ended up as an anonymous kind-hearted nurse, or managing a small organic herb farm.
(Apologies if you have a tiny innocent baby Lex, no doubt he will be the exception that proves the rule)