For the following statements:
'Ooo getting big now aren't you?' ....yes generally that is how pregnancy works the bump grows, incredible isnt it??
'How long have you got left? (14 weeks)...looks up and down are you sure?' ...
'You sure theres only one in there?' ....no I lied the last 20 times you made that joke, I'm actually having a full litter
'You need stop eating so much ,you're getting a real belly om you' ..har de har har, yeah that joke never gets old please repeat another 2 times today and every day we work together
(I'm not even that big dammit)
'Eating for 2 now?' ...its a 12 hour shift and its lunch time Angela, kindly piss off
'Ooo cravings is it?' ....what beans on dam toast? Yeah what a weirdo I am.
And the best thing...rubbing the belly 'weebles wobble but they dont fall down'
RED MIST DESCENDS .... please send me packs of smokes I can trade for protection in prison
And repeat every.dam.day.