Who has stolen all the White Stilton and can they give it back?

[ArnoldBee]

This is sort of lighthearted...
My poor Dad who lives by himself and leads a very simple life just wants a bit of White Stilton. I have thought about ordering it online but you end up with a huge bit. He just wants a little bit of White Stilton without any flavours, bits or alcohol.
I have been to every shop and there isn't the sniff of any. I found him a small piece in Asda at Christmas but now it has all disappeared. He doesn't like Blue Stilton which I can find everywhere.
So if you've got a White Stilton mountain please give it back.

Buy a big bit, cut it into chunks and freeze it.

Morrisons had some last week.

Cropwell Bishop Stilton do a very nice white Stilton. The smallest piece you can buy on line is £10. It has a decent shelf life. Or freeze it.

Yes, freeze the cheese. This is totally unacceptable!

Cheese arseholes.

Buy the big bit. Give your dad a small piece and eat the rest (or send it to me)! 🧀

Oooh Morrisons!

I am going to give it a whirl then buy a huge block and sell it from my front garden as there is a definite gap in the market!

I am willing to accept any donations of spare cheese people who want a little bit but have to buy a big bit might have.

I'm sure white stilton is seasonal. Easy to get in the winter and then vanishes in the summer.