What's yours is mine...

[Barmbraic]

And what's mine is my own. Hands off my share mag of crisps, dh. You said you didn't want any.

In this situation you are entitled to tie him up in a cupboard!

I'll need to leave a trail of (my) crisps for that. He's far too big for me to wrangle. I like your thinking though.

Or a cupcake with sleeping draught floating in the air.

Unfortunately I'm far too drunk to be left in charge of the kitchen aid and/or oven.

I threatened OH I'll stab him with a fork before over chips.

I make chips . I always ask if he'd like some . He always says no. As soon as I sit down he comes for a wonder. Steals a couple. Innocently whimpers "it was just one chip!".

I don't give a shit it was my chip on my plate! I asked you if you want any. I'm even willing to put some on a separate plate for you. Do.Not. Touch. MY. Fucking. Chip.

I honestly see red and he always thought I was joking. He knows better now.

Yeah.. I've got issues(only with chips though)

If a) you are drunk and b) he says he didn't want any then they are YOURS

@AccidentallyOnPurpose, I completely understand your perspective. But obviously I'd want to taste test his, just to be sure they were safe for his consumption.

@corhona, on both counts i am vindicated.

Fecker also ate the "spare" half of the mars duo I offered him