After lockdown (not serious! )

[Frozenintime]

I would like to go out and do things without children around. I have used up all my patience. No kids invited !

YANBU!

I will be booking at least one holiday and possibly even two.

Yes please. I love them but for the love of God they're here all of the time! It's constant.

I'd love to book a secluded cottage, near the sea with at least 14 5* restaurants nearby.
Oh , and oodles of gift shops, antique shops and food markets nearby too.
Some days out to glorious gardens and some lovely seaside walks would be very welcome.

I'd also require nice 'cardi weather' with just a couple of quite warm days thrown in.

This secluded cottage will also have splendid views of rolling hills with gambolling lambs on the east side, stunning sea views on the south side, breathtaking mountain views to the north and a pizza oven to the west.
I will not cook one single thing and re-read all of Agatha Christie's novels with a few Miss Read novels in between.

Strangely enough, CottagesRus don't seem to be able to accommodate this.

I can dream though!

I am booking a day at a spa hotel, not the kind that only has veg juices and salad! I want coffee and really big slices of chocolate cake and icecream at my spa. I don't want any kids around, I do want a full body massage, facial and one of those magic body wraps I've seen on TV that tighten all my skin and make me look thinner immediately.

In between those treatments I want to sit in a bubbly jacuzzi, go in a sauna, have a lazy swim and spend some time reading on a sun lounger.

I love cardi weather

Yep- as soon as we are able dh and I are going on a second honeymoon!

No fancy food or anything else needed. I just want to relax, properly