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Love Sausage?

33 replies

Pantsomime · 29/01/2021 17:22

Am I the only one slightly repulsed & confused by “pillar of high street”- not sure if I can name Him & Him store’s love sausage available for home delivery & perfect for breakfast in bed! The photo is so off putting - the curve & the pastry makes it look diseased - get outta here man, thing yuk

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BeautifulStar · 29/01/2021 17:24

Eh?

Flowerythoughts · 29/01/2021 17:25

You mean this?

www.marksandspencer.com/valentine-s-breakfast-in-bed-for-2/p/hpp60496066

Deathgrip · 29/01/2021 17:25

😳

Am I on drugs right now?

nothingnessandeverything · 29/01/2021 17:26

🤮

MardyBicardi · 29/01/2021 17:26

Que ?

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Pantsomime · 29/01/2021 17:27

Just realised it’s wrapped in bacon not pastry

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EggyPegg · 29/01/2021 17:27

That's hilarious!

TeaSoakedDisasterMagnet · 29/01/2021 17:27

I think that’s pretty funny.

MardyBicardi · 29/01/2021 17:28

A love sausage wrapped in bacon....like a dildo in a blanket ....?
Am I missing something here ...

Deathgrip · 29/01/2021 17:28

Also, a sausage, crumpets and cherry tomatoes? Classic breakfast.

Unicorn88 · 29/01/2021 17:29

Hahaha.
I was having a look the other day for options for valentine's Day. Omg I saw the pic and had the same thoughts. Wandered how came , whotook the bloody picture thought that look appealing

MardyBicardi · 29/01/2021 17:30

Just clicked on the link and all has been revealed.

Sunseed · 29/01/2021 17:31

Didn't they do it last year too?

LaurieFairyCake · 29/01/2021 17:31

M and S are going all out with the edgy phallic stuff Hmm

Their Vegan Easter Egg is a giant chocolate aubergine 🍆 or cock as the rest of us know it

FlumpetCrumpet · 29/01/2021 17:31

I've heard if you say Marks and Spencer three times into the mirror, that the fugly pink dress appears behind you with a sleeve full of bees and a meat hook at the end of it's sleeve 🤫

idontlikealdi · 29/01/2021 17:31

😂

MardyBicardi · 29/01/2021 17:32

I think they’re taking the piss tbh.
I wouldn’t pay £30 for that.

OHolyTights · 29/01/2021 17:36

That did make me laugh, thank you.

I like the heart crumpets though.

FraughtwithGin · 29/01/2021 17:38

Looks pretty rank to me.

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Pantsomime · 29/01/2021 17:50

I intended browsing flowers for an elderly lady!

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VetiverAndLavender · 29/01/2021 17:52

Not appealing. If they can't make it look any better than that, they shouldn't bother trying to shape it into a heart!

Rightleftupdown · 29/01/2021 17:59

@Deathgrip I suspect since you can't get your head round this that you're not quite that sort tilts head

Italiangranny · 29/01/2021 18:01

‘Say it with sausage’ earned a snork from DP, i said nowt wrong with a wee chipolata in it's own way but with peach Bellini and crumpets?

Wickstead · 29/01/2021 18:01

Thirty fucking quid for that? Jesus.

How do on the vine tomatoes and crumpets go together?

I must be getting old.

Rightleftupdown · 29/01/2021 18:03

More worried about the thorny for you in one of the other packs. Scraping the barrel