I live alone. I've scarcely been out of the house since 4 Jan. When I've been shopping, I've worn a mask religiously. I am obsessive about handwashing/sanitising, wiping shopping, anti-bac'ing door handles etc.
Apart from a visit from my support bubble on 17 January, at which we kept well apart and had windows open, no-one has visited my home, and I haven't visited anyone else.
I went for a walk with a friend on Monday, but we were out in a brisk breeze the whole time and didn't touch or hug or anything and never got within 2 metres of one another. I had a brief conversation with NDN on Wednesday, but we were a good 3-4 metres apart.
So how the fuck did I get this stinking cold?