To be concerned about going back to the office?

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I am due back next week for 4 weeks.

I haven't straightened my hair, wore make up or Jeans for about a year.

I haven't held in a fart for about a year.

I have to make small talk and tea for others how on earth did we used to do it

🤣 Small talk is now easy... What did you do at the weekend... Nothing... Anything exciting planned? Nope...
No making of tea and coffee for others or communal food

True I should get out of the tea round! There is a woman in my office who chats all day on teams and very few respond so I'm sure she will manage some small talk for me 🤣

My office have actually issued an instruction that making drinks for others is not permitted in a COVID-secure workplace. So you can sack that one off.

Weirdly i have been farting a lot more at home

I love the fact you have not held a fart in 😂 why are they asking you to go back now, I thought we still had to stay away from offices and not contribute to Pret any more ?

hope the hairdressers open in time if you need them, I definitely would !! 😂