What is the weirdest dream you have had?

[Shandan35]

I had a dream that Toadie of Neighbors was my new boss.

That I was having an affair with Max Branning from Eastenders..Not the actor Jake but Max himself 😂

A dream that I had as a child many years ago that has stuck with me and I can still vividly remember how real it was.

My parents bought a house in Scotland, we are from down south and they took my brother and I to look at it.
It had no windows or doors and whist we were inside the place started to fill up with snakes.
I remember seeing them come in through the windows and as the four of us stood in the corner of a room with all these snakes coming towards us I woke up.

Very weird.

When I was pregnant - that I’d left DH for Snoop Dogg and I was pregnant with Snoop’s baby!

When I was a child, I had a recurring dream for months that I was sitting on the roof of our shed, watching Smaug fly closer and closer, and knowing that he was going to burn the house down when he arrived, but I couldn't get off the shed to run away or warn my mum. He never arrived, just got gradually closer, blowing smoke out of his horrible dragony nose.

I gave birth to a baby and a dog at the same time. I gave the dog away and the person I gave it to tied a string to its foot and it floated up like a helium balloon.

I was in high school and it all took place at the school I went to. No idea what it means. Very odd!

A sex dream with Hugh fearnley-whittingstall (sp). We were sixth form students and I was very actively pursuing him..... He capitulated in the end but had to explain some really tedious detail about something first.... I was pathetically grateful and woke up really cross with myself

I once had a very vivid dream about having my stomach pumped. I've never had my stomach pumped or any remotely similar medical procedure but I remember the textures, tastes, smell and pain from that dream (which was about 17 years ago) as if it had actually happened to me.

I dreamt I was the Muttley the dog and spent the whole dream running around sniggering.

Madonna came to help me pick out some clothes in Matalan. I’m amazed that no one recognised her or even gave her a second glance when she was wearing her pointy cone bra.

I had murdered someone, no idea who, how or why. I had just finished burying the body in the garden of a house that wasn't mine when some police arrived looking for the missing person (that I had murdered). I invited them into the house that wasn't mine and proceeded to cook them some steaks that I found in the fridge, I was inwardly terribly worried that the owners of the house were going to come home and freak out and I was going to be caught out!

I've had a similar dream where I hid the body of the unknown murder victim beneath a huge mound of soft toys on the floor of one of many onoccupied rooms in a 4 story house that I was inexplicably living in. The police came in to search the house but didn't search through the cuddly mound, so I got away with it again!

I had a dream that I was screaming in absolute agony... because I threw the peas in the sink without using a colander

@DialSquare

I dreamt I was the Muttley the dog and spent the whole dream running around sniggering.

I love it

My brother and I were in full forensic type suits. One minute we were painting a tiny room, the next, dismembering a dead body whilst laughing heartily!

I dreamt that my work was on the beach and sand was all over the carpet and everyone VH was wearing flip flops. I work in a dentist which is nowhere near a beach.. I was pregnant at the time of the dream.

I would love someone to analyse it toolazytothinkofausername!

@Devillishlypicklypickles

I had murdered someone, no idea who, how or why. I had just finished burying the body in the garden of a house that wasn't mine when some police arrived looking for the missing person (that I had murdered). I invited them into the house that wasn't mine and proceeded to cook them some steaks that I found in the fridge, I was inwardly terribly worried that the owners of the house were going to come home and freak out and I was going to be caught out!

I've had a similar dream where I hid the body of the unknown murder victim beneath a huge mound of soft toys on the floor of one of many onoccupied rooms in a 4 story house that I was inexplicably living in. The police came in to search the house but didn't search through the cuddly mound, so I got away with it again!

Did you watch Tales of the Unexpected? The leg of lamb one...

Sex with Ben Wishaw's ghost.

I was helping Spike Milligan put his shopping on the conveyor belt, and telling him he'd be fine eating fish.😯